Still no van. Zoey, the Brand Ambassador hasn’t brought it back yet and I can’t go on without it so I’m taking a break. I’ll see you when it’s back and I hope you enjoy this clip from an old film of mine about the Hollywood dreamers at a seedy motel on Sunset Blvd. Subscribe […]
Step inside and free your inner van. Comedy web series from director Greg McDonald
I went in a broken man. I came out feeling like a hundred bucks.
Buck Williams
Being in the van is like having a big long happy ending. Only cheaper because you don't have to leave a tip.
Myles Faulkner
Feelings schmeelings. Never thought too much of them. But when I got in the van, I opened up like a cheap hooker with a heart of gold.
Tommy Broadnax
I’ve always been served my balls on a platter by the women in my life. The van put my nuts back where they belong - but you can't see that because I'm the one wearing the pants now. Ha!
Alejandro Ramos
You can talk about your crystals and your tofu, and you may think you’re more evolved because your sandwich is gluten free, but let me tell you something - if you haven’t spent any time in the van, you don’t know jack.
Snell Atkins
You don’t even want to know what goes on in that thing.